K was in the potty, doing #2. He always takes forever, and wants me to hang out in there with him, but I usually refuse.
K: Mommy, come here!
Me: Are you done?
K: No, but come in. Hey Mommy. What do you call a ninja who smiles?
Me: Uh... a happy ninja?
K: The smiley ninja!
Me: Is that a joke?
K: Yes, haha! The smiley ninja!
Me: Why are you holding so much toilet paper?
K: You can go now.