K: Do robots have butts?
Me: Of course they do.
K: No, they don't.
Me: Then why are you asking me? Hey, what do you call a robot's butt? A RO-BUTT.
K: Butt is a bad word.
Me: Why?
K: That's what they said at school.
Me: What's bad about it? It's part of your body.
K: You shouldn't say it.
Me: BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT.
K: If you say it again, I'll fart at you.
Me: BUTT BUTT BUTT
K: Stop saying it!
Me: Okay, I'll stop. But I don't think it's a bad word.
K: YOU SAID IT AGAIN!
hahahhaha
ReplyDeletePersonally, I agree with you, but Hubby is in the "butt is bad" camp, so we usually say Tushie here. Or, of course, ass.
Lol! I grew up learning that "butt" was a bad word too. So, now I say "ass" like any self-respecting adult. I will have to come up with a diff. word for my future children. Booty, maybe? :)
ReplyDeleteOr, go all out and use "buttocks."
ReplyDeleteThe best part is going to be when K goes to school and threatens to fart on his classmates.
But, really, why is butt a bad word?
~ Erin
Ass is definitely a bad word!
ReplyDeleteButtocks, I like that. I'm going to start saying that to K.
For all his talk about bad words, he sure likes to talk about farting and poop. Today he sang a song in the tub all about farting, which was actually kind of hilarious because he kept tooting on his tub trumpet in the middle of the song ("And then I..." TOOT!) and he sang the whole thing with a Southern drawl.